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If I sit here by candlelight, maybe he won't find me!
Poor Kate got found by Tom and now she is sitting in the insane asylum, look at the hair and clothes and tell me he doesn't mess people up!
TOM! Get your ass out here now! You don't try it on with my Stella and get away with it!
Now George is angry because Tom is a supporter of Doggy porn, Stella of course attacked Tom before he could do anything, but now the bear George is verrrryy angry.
Angelina jumped out of a 111 story building just to get away from Tom, good job she come prepared!
Well, Pixie tried to cut off Tom's nose because it was so big and ugly. Look what happened. I call it a crime against society that this woman should be sent to Prison for such a willing act of Community Service!
Tom stole Billie Piper's knickers so he could wear them. Need I say more?
Tom I told you, Keith isn't able to sleep with you tonight! No, why are you looking at me like that Tom?! NO TOM! NOOOOOO!
Good Girl Milla, now shoot him!
Poor Nicole, Tom is in love with Keith, of course Keith doesn't return those feelings, so Tom is taking it out on Nicole, poor, poor Nicole.
7 PM :- Madonna's all smiles...
7 AM [the next morning] :- Madonna leaves Tom's house disorientated and dzed, she looks rough and hurt. Oh Madonna, what did he do to you?! He hasn't converted you to the gay, skanky Sciontoligy has he?!
Britney, Britney. Tom touched your hair didn't he.
