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Pele
oh my God. they are making a 'Smurf' film trilogy! God help us all... i think Papa Smurf is Gay. he creates all these men and only one woman.
i think he gets well pissed off when he sees Lady Smurf flurting with the boys.
that brings me to my next subject; will Tom Cruise be the voice for Gay papa Smurf?
Pele
Tom wins a Razzy! [thats a bad award] Him and Katie won it for the most tiresom couple in the paper. Thank fuck someone told him his little puplicity stunt with Katie wasnt working.
Pele
Joel Schumacher is also a man we hate [director of Batman and Robin]. i mean, what real man would make Robin dress in fucking spandex! and Batman, Joel gave the suit nipples! HE- GAVE- THE- SIUT- NIPPLES!!! whats wrong with this man? has gayness turned into a bloody virus?
oh-no... there here to get me! there jabbing me with aids!!!
there probing me with something hard and long...
is that cream? its all sticky. oh.
Oh god...
E.T fuck home?...
Pele
How old is E.T? well he is full of rinckles which implies he is old, yet he acts like sum fucked up retard!
will the real E.T please stand up, please stand up
NEW REPORT
Reporter: today police were called to an incedent down town where local shoper, Scott Godfrey was attacked by a small rinkely alian. the alian is believed to be E.T ecpecially when he stuck his finger up to an officer. That certainly was not E.T phone home!
Later E.T stole a bike a flew to the moon knowing that it would take police ages to reach him, E.T began work on his doomsday gun called; E.T.F.H or E.T fuck home.
on a related note Tom Cruise was arrested for possibley being G-A-Y.
poor little guy...
he`s confused.
Pele
Have you heard? Madonna said she hates Tom Cruise! Bloody Hell, there is a GOD, and its a woman. Oh shit, that means i slept with GOD... Maybe im jesus`s father... Fuck that, the boy makes boring films;
Passion of the christ
Story of Jesus
Jesus of Pithagurus
Jesus and the jews...
FFUUCCKKing boring.
they should make films like;
Jesus meets homer simpson
jesus VS alian VS preditor
Die hard 6; Jesus strikes saddam hussein
Free willy 3; Jesus and his willy
Now THATS decsent T.V.
we hate tom, we realy do, we hate tom cos-he-stinks-of- POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CHA, CHA, CHA...
If I walk quietly maybe he won't hear me!
Lara's being chased by Tom, poor cow
Lara + Tomb = adventure
Lara + tomb + Tom Cruise = Gay naked Tom
Lara + tomb + Tom Cruise + Gay naked Tom= FEAR...
LARA COME BACK!!!!
Lara couldn't stand being with Tom any more...
Nicole does not wont Tom to kill Lara like he killed her [inside...].
this is what Tom does to people. He mentally disturbs them and pushes them of cliffs...
Little Billy jr probley had a family, wife and children... This is for you Tom;
STOP BEING A BASTARD, TOM!
Katie Holmes when Tom finally leaves her [for a man].
Pele
Did you know that Scartlet Johanson dropped out of Mission impossible 3 because Tom tried to convert her to Sciontogy? its true just ask Kain Holmes, sorry i mean Katie Holmes [thought she was a man for a minute].
I mean, how scared of Tom do you have to be to drop out of a multi million job? well, as scared as Tom Cruise is when it cums [pun intended] to pussy.
no wonder he adopted...
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