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*some quotes my not have been said and have only been made up for you to laught at.*
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Feb 2006
"i know, let make a website about hating Tom Cruise!" people laughed at us. but look were we are now...
Feb 2006
"does this skirt make my bum look big?" Scott getting ready for his 'imaginery' date.
Feb 2006
"Tom Cruise is straight." they lied to us... THEY ALL LIED!!!
march 2006
"the worlds gonna eng on the 6.o6.o6... ha, ha ,ha!" i went a little mad in the shower again. a moment im not proud of.
march 2006
"There, there!" Pele comforting Miss Manasoda on her mental illness!
april 2006
"Don't you dare, I feel like hitting you now!" Miss Manasoda!
april 2006
"im sure you must be very proud." scot finaly read a book. it was an emotional momment for him.
april 2006
"POWERRRRR!!!!!!!" picture me[Pele] falling down the stairs naked and then you will see why this is funny.
april 2006
"death to the corpration! Murder!!! Ah, ha, ha, ha!!!" once again the shower brings out the worst in me [pele].
april 2006
"being funny is so, sooo hard. you have to deal with all the storkers and emotional fans. and all the free food... hard." i tell it like it is. 'click', 'click'.
may 2006
"the rain in spain is hot, hot, hot!" Scott tried to be clever but ended up sounding gay.
may 2006
"we can fly Scott, we can fly!" Scott took me on a cruise today. And they were not singing the Y-M-C-A i'll have you know!
may 2006
"i make my living by taking the piss out of scott." oh yer baby...
may 2006
"it once took me 1 hour to cook a pizza that was ment to take 12 mins. then i realised the oven was`nt on...i could happen to anyone!" i`m [pele] not the greatest cook...
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